Steven Seagal fictional Lawman episode 8 – Manners
The team is cruising about in the sunshine just loving life.
Occasionally their razor sharp wit is interjected by excited youngsters yelling out, “that’s Steven Seagal”.
After a while they see an old car driving erratically, they decide to pull it over.
“Making sure people drive in a safe manner is an important thing, most people that drive cars treat the roads with respect, but every now and then we have to remind the odd person.”
Steven walks over to the car in question.
“Hi sister”.
Then a hand comes out from the car; the middle finger is erect and aimed directly at Steven Seagal.
In the car the other sheriffs start to laugh.
“Oh lady, there is no need to do that”.
She refuses to put her finger away, so Steven grabs her finger, unbuckling her seatbelt in the same move, and drags her from the car.
He then goes about beating the woman, early 60s, with her own finger.
It isn’t a normal beating, like he would give to ninjas, but he is definitely giving her a whipping with her own finger, be carful not to break her aging bones.
When Steven sees her finger start to bruise from the consistent knocks against her own skill he lets it go, and almost straight away the woman aplogises.
“Part of being a sheriff isn’t just arresting bad guys and keeping the streets safe, it is also about teaching people the correct way to act. I am lucky through my martial arts training I learnt respect, for myself and for others, but some people never do, so you give them a helping hand. I doubt that this woman will ever flip off another sheriff”.
The episode ends with one of the other sheriffs saying, “I think that was JCVD’s mom”. They all laugh.
Oh dear…. does this mean he won’t become an avowed enthusiast of your other much cherished blog (the one which has ‘balls’ as the most distinctive & essential part of the title)?
Oh confound it, this was meant to pertain to the other post….