the fictional steven seagal lawman episodes

Yep, that is all.

You always suspected it, didn’t you.

Now he has confirmed it (not really, but in bad editing world)

I learnt from from one Seagal gaze than I did in my whole schooling career.

I love mountain dew.

I love Steven Seagal.

So the coming of them together was always going to be shit, like alien vs predator, pepsi bread.

But this isn’t.

It is my favourite Seagal video I have found so far.

Fuck I’m thirsty.

The acting is better than i remember it.

I would so like to make this into a film, but what role would Dolph Lundgren play?

I got Hoes.

Yes you do.

Steven Seagal and golf, together at last.

I hope you were just as disappointed as I was that he didn’t bring the copter down by flinging a 6 iron.

Seagal has always been one bad ass motherfucker from hell.

But not everybody knew he existed.

Here is a clip of him beating up a small child on a major american TV show that Kramer likes.

It should also be pointed out that James Coburn appears in the clip, which is cool.