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why does steven seagal wear yellow glasses?

January 22, 2010 Jrod Leave a comment

That is the most common reason find this site on Google.

I can understand why, and there are two reasons.

Officially he will say that in reduced light conditions, commonly known as dark, the yellow glasses actually increase his vision.

You and I know that is not true.

Steven actually wears the yellow glasses to look into the soul of the people he meats on on the beat.

If you or I wore them, we’d just see slightly better than usual.

When Steven puts them on he can see exactly what your soul is like.

I’ll give you some scenarios:

Big mother fucker walks down the street, bald head, tattoos, muscles on his muscles, huge lump of man meat swinging from side to side under tight yet masculine jeans. You or I might think, “This dude has just killed someone”, Steven looks into the guys soul and all he sees are puppy dogs and ice cream.

Woman walks down the street in conservative attire with hair neatly put in a pony tail and friendly disposition. You and I see a nice lady taking a walk. Steven looks into her soul and sees that she has fled Minnesota because she ate her entire family, cooking them all in different kinds of dishes, including pets, and then came to Jefferson County to hide herself.

Suddenly he points at her, and says, “Get her Johnny, get her, get her”, and the team know he as uncovered another hidden menace to society.

And some people thinks he wears them because they look coll, damn fools.

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